Episode 9 - She's A Little Promiscuous!

So Everyone Goes To Cancun, Mexico!!! I LOVE MEXICO!!! They Were All Having A BLAST!
They First Got To the Hotel, and It Looked Like Bobby Hadn't Gone Out For A While, Because He Was Freaking Out
About The Hotel Having An Elevator. TB@BR!!!! LOL!!!! (The Bell Already Been Rang!) It's My Friend's and My Joke!
So They Start Having Fun By Playing In A Pool With Dolphins!!!! They Were Having So Much Fun, Then Tila Chose A Date, and
Guess Who She Chose? Amanda, That's Right The Not So Good Looking Girl When She's Not Wearing Any MakeUp Girl! LOL!!! So Bobby Was A Little Jealous and He Was Saying Rude Stuff, and Before Amanda Left, She Said "Don't Worry Guys, Just Think About Me and Tila Having Sex" WOW! What A Betch!!! So Amanda Makes Out With Tila, Then They Have Some Dinner, and Guess What She Said About Dani? She Told Tila That Dani Was A Little Promiscuous!!! WHAT A BETCH!!! Lying About Dani Isn't Gonna Help You Betch! Then They Went Up To Tila's Room, Where They Pretended To Be Dolphins In The Bathtub! The Next Morning Bobby Was Stupid, and Jealous. So He Bothered Tila and Amanda, and Dani Was Just There, Looking CUTE! Then It Was Time For Bobby's Date With Tila, and They Had A Romantic Dinner By The Ocean, and Then When Things Got Hot!!!!! Tila Invited Him To Her Room, and The Door Closed! BANG!!! Then In The Morning, Dani Was Excited For Her Date With Tila, and She Got Dressed, and When Tila and Dani Were At The Dinner Table, Tila Cried, Because Dani's Words Were So Beautiful! (LOVE YOU DANI!!!) "Cough" Sorry About That! Well, Then Dani Went Up To Tila's Room and Slept All Night There :) and When They Came Back, Amanda (HEY GIRL HEY!!!!) and Bobby (HEY BOY HEY!!!) Were Totally Jealous Of Dani! Then When They Got Back To LA, Guess Who Was Eliminated!!!!? That's Right The Blonde Hair, With A Fake Smile, With The 40 Pound Chicken Breasts, and That Not So Beautiful Face When She Doesn't Wear Any Make Up Fake Betch, That's Right I'm Talking About Bobby, Oh That Shocked You Didn't It? LOL!!!!! NO!!! Amanda Was Eliminated!!!!! BYE BYE!!!!
DON'T MISS THE GRAND FINALE OF "A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS TUESDAY ON MTV!!!!!!
THIS BLOG WAS DEDICATED TO BRANDIE!!!! WE MISS YOU BRANDIE!!!
~~Victor Hugo~~